{"id":2726,"date":"2013-11-11T09:29:08","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T17:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2013-11-11T09:29:08","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T17:29:08","slug":"ask-me-no-questions-cozumel-mexico-11082013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=2726","title":{"rendered":"Ask Me No Questions \u2013 Cozumel, Mexico \u2013 [11\/08\/2013]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/questions.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2727\" alt=\"questions\" src=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/questions-205x300.jpg\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/questions-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/questions.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a>Some days you can\u2019t quite figure out how to write about, because every time you try it comes out wrong. It comes out sounding silly or tawdry or any other number of things that it isn\u2019t\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Some days you just have to remember\u2026as best you can. Through the various elements that attempt to prevent you from doing so.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s just say this: I\u2019m not a party girl, except when I am, and even then I wouldn\u2019t say I\u2019m a \u2018party\u2019 girl\u2026but I\u2019m certainly not opposed to sitting at a bar, well before noon, in Mexico\u2026with two of my best friends\u2026and everything that may or may not go with that scenario.<\/p>\n<p>As the title says, \u2018ask me no questions and I\u2019ll tell you no lies\u201d \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>And I will also add that it\u2019s very difficult to be in a bar in Mexico and not drink at least one shot of Tequila\u2026particularly when you aren\u2019t the one paying for it.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, that\u2019s all you\u2019re going to get about that.<\/p>\n<p>Some days, it\u2019s just a lot more fun to keep the details to myself, partially because I\u2019m sure anything that anyone else makes up will be much better than the actual reality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days you can\u2019t quite figure out how to write about, because every time you try it comes out wrong. It comes out sounding silly or tawdry or any other number of things that it isn\u2019t\u2026 Some days you just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=2726\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-below-the-waterline","category-ports-of-call"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3GtNE-HY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2726"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2729,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions\/2729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}