{"id":3553,"date":"2014-12-16T07:03:30","date_gmt":"2014-12-16T15:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=3553"},"modified":"2014-12-16T07:03:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-16T15:03:30","slug":"whats-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=3553","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s for Dinner?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/waitress_pi_up_50__s_by_lussybussy-d5ff7ca.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-3554\" src=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/waitress_pi_up_50__s_by_lussybussy-d5ff7ca.png\" alt=\"waitress_pi_up_50__s_by_lussybussy-d5ff7ca\" width=\"328\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/waitress_pi_up_50__s_by_lussybussy-d5ff7ca.png 858w, https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/waitress_pi_up_50__s_by_lussybussy-d5ff7ca-286x300.png 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" \/><\/a>Things overheard during crew dining: Most &#8211; if not all \u2013 of these are from the same person (not me!):<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>There\u2019s green mush\u2026and brown mush\u2026and soup\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cit looks like sliced alien!\u201d \u201cI think it\u2019s eggplant\u201d \u201cit still looks like alien!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u201ccookies fix everything\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI\u2019m JUST ENJOYING MY BANANA!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt\u2019s not just a banana\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cyes it is!!!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThis isn\u2019t alfredo, this is white water\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And my personal favourite:<\/p>\n<p><em>*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cthere\u2019s something wrong with this ice cream\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cit\u2019s just chocolate\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cit\u2019s not NORMAL chocolate!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things overheard during crew dining: Most &#8211; if not all \u2013 of these are from the same person (not me!): \u201cThere\u2019s green mush\u2026and brown mush\u2026and soup\u201d *~*~*~*~*~*~ \u201cit looks like sliced alien!\u201d \u201cI think it\u2019s eggplant\u201d \u201cit still looks like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=3553\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-below-the-waterline"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3GtNE-Vj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3555,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions\/3555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}