{"id":3753,"date":"2015-04-21T06:27:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T13:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=3753"},"modified":"2015-04-21T06:27:31","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T13:27:31","slug":"ga-ga-reprisals-at-sea-04202015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=3753","title":{"rendered":"Ga-Ga Reprisals…….. – At Sea – [04\/20\/2015]"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Pin-Up_Radio_Girl\"<\/a>Overheard backstage (and in some cases during) at tonight\u2019s Radio Reprisal Dinner:<\/p>\n

I meeeaaaaaaan\u2026..that\u2019s one possibility<\/em><\/p>\n

I meeeeeeaaaaaaaan\u2026..I love him<\/em><\/p>\n

I meeeeeaaaaaaaan\u2026..do you know how hard it is to get golden toes buffed?<\/em><\/p>\n

I meeeeeeaaaaaaaan\u2026..<\/em><\/p>\n

*~*~*~*~<\/em><\/p>\n

NOooooooooooooooo!<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh.<\/em><\/p>\n

*~*~*~*~*<\/em><\/p>\n

her script was eaten by the script gods<\/em><\/p>\n

*~*~*~*~*<\/em><\/p>\n

Unenthusiastic Girl, I need you to go find Valerie!<\/em><\/p>\n

Read your script Jimmy, I just<\/span> told you\u2026.<\/em><\/p>\n

~*~*~*~*~*<\/em><\/p>\n

You\u2019re supposed to eat the steak, not dance with it!<\/em><\/p>\n

Says you!<\/em><\/p>\n

~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/em><\/p>\n

You must lull the steak into a false sense of security, and then attack it when its back is turned\u2026hi-yah!<\/em><\/p>\n

~*~*~*~*~*<\/em><\/p>\n

We\u2019re out of white wine<\/em><\/p>\n

Cellar master walks over to table, picks up two bottles of white that were sitting in plain sight, thumps them down in front of cast member.<\/p>\n

Oh<\/em><\/p>\n

~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~<\/p>\n

The sorbet is cold!<\/em><\/p>\n

~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

Who’s balloon didn’t pop?<\/em><\/p>\n

Mine…<\/em><\/p>\n

yup, it just had to deflate sadly in her lap…<\/em><\/p>\n

~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

What just happened<\/em><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know. Don\u2019t think anyone else does either<\/em><\/p>\n

The show? Oh the show went splendidly! Just\u2026rather\u2026chaotically\u2026and in the final act no one was sure quite was happening; because there were lines skipped, and then gone back to, and sound cues in strange places, and microphones with no batteries, and balloons that refused to pop on cue<\/p>\n

All of which sounds like it should have been a disaster but really just resulted in the kind of hilarity that is really very hard to describe<\/p>\n

So for probably the first time I fall back on a cop-out clich\u00e9<\/p>\n

You really did have<\/em> to be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Overheard backstage (and in some cases during) at tonight\u2019s Radio Reprisal Dinner: I meeeaaaaaaan\u2026..that\u2019s one possibility I meeeeeeaaaaaaaan\u2026..I love him I meeeeeaaaaaaaan\u2026..do you know how hard it is to get golden toes buffed? I meeeeeeaaaaaaaan\u2026.. *~*~*~*~ NOooooooooooooooo! Oh. *~*~*~*~* her … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[79,15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grand-world-voyage-2015","category-performances","category-theme-events"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3GtNE-Yx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3756,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3753\/revisions\/3756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}