{"id":4539,"date":"2017-04-04T21:29:56","date_gmt":"2017-04-05T04:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=4539"},"modified":"2017-04-04T21:29:56","modified_gmt":"2017-04-05T04:29:56","slug":"a-tender-approach-at-sea-04052017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/?p=4539","title":{"rendered":"A Tender Approach \u2013 At Sea \u2013 [04\/05\/2017]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4540 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1988d8d4966b25aa471138ec91e348c6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1988d8d4966b25aa471138ec91e348c6.jpg 236w, https:\/\/bloodinyoursaltwater.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1988d8d4966b25aa471138ec91e348c6-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/>It\u2019s a wonderland out here. And sometimes the wonderland presents us with challenges. No matter how hard we try, there will always be things that we simply can\u2019t make the guests understand. One of the biggest of those things? Is that we cannot control mother nature.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, She never answers Her deck phone, and do you know what the roaming charges are on a call like that? We can\u2019t afford to stay on the line very long after all!<\/p>\n<p>This is said with only a minor amount of self-depreciating sarcasm.<\/p>\n<p>Getting us into a port of call is the domain of the bridge, and of course the Captain, but on the decks below the navigation team the rest of us are in charge of trying to tell the passengers precisely <em>why<\/em> the tendering operations are not necessarily going the way they expected. There is so much at play when we lower those little motorboats into the sea and send them shuttling back and forth to shore. It\u2019s not that we <em>want<\/em> to cause inconvenience or trouble, we truly are running as fast as we can, but so much of it is out of our control! I am very lucky, my new position takes me away from the pressure of the tender table, but I remember it all too well, and because we are so short-staffed just at the moment, I will actually be going back to that table voluntarily just to relieve some of the pressure. The tender port the day before yesterday did\u2026not go well. In fact, crew was denied shore leave at all because the backlog was so severe. Needless to say no one was pleased about that.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the fact that we granted everyone free drinks in every bar onboard for over an hour today, we\u2019re all somewhat on pins and needles about tomorrow, when we\u2019re supposed to go to Fanning Island. In my almost 7 years with the company I don\u2019t recall getting successfully into Fanning Island even once\u2026it\u2019s very remote, and there\u2019s not a lot there to begin with. But it\u2019s <em>because<\/em> it\u2019s remote the guests want to be able to say they\u2019ve been there\u2026<\/p>\n<p>So, this\u2026is going to be interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a wonderland out here. And sometimes the wonderland presents us with challenges. No matter how hard we try, there will always be things that we simply can\u2019t make the guests understand. One of the biggest of those things? 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