In this sometimes very odd job of mine, you sometimes get to do very unexpected things. You are also occasionally required to do very unexpected things. For example: we are currently undergoing the training necessary to switch the fleet’s current “2 alarm” system to the new “3 alarm” system, which means the entire entertainment department is switching emergency functions. Mostly the training takes place in the classroom, a whole lot of theory and such. But there is a practical element to it.
Long and the short of it? I had to drive a lifeboat.
Yup.
Me.
Had to drive a lifeboat.
This was made more intimidating by the fact that I do not have my driver’s liscence. I don’t think I’ve sat behind the wheel of a moving vehicle since I was about 18 or so. I am utterly terrified of driving. I’ve been told I’m also terrifying while driving, but it’s been so long since I attempted it I wouldn’t be sure of that. My supervisor’s reaction to piece of information was really quite priceless.
I have to go drive a lifeboat…
Oh right! Go you! Just don’t hit the big tall thing floating in the water, we’ll feel it if you do that.
No promises…I mean…I don’t even have a driver’s licence
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR you don’t DRIVE?
Nope..
Oh…dear
In all honesty, it wasn’t that bad, it was only mildly terrifying. But there was someone hovering over us who actually knew what he was doing in case we did something drastically wrong, and we were really only steering. A lifeboat has surprisingly sensitive steering, you touch the wheel and she swings wide. Our trainer kept telling us that we had to treat her like a lady, meaning she has to be handled very gently or she won’t do what you want her to.
And no…I didn’t hit the ship…
Oh honey! I’m sorry this had me really laughing,you don’t trust yourself with a 5 seater but hey give me a 35 person launch and …I’m yours!
Love you madly x