Reassurances – At Sea – [03/10/2014]

gil-elvgren-pin-up-girls-gallery-16-9In the spirit of keeping everyone in the loop I want to honestly apologize for the vast amount of space in between updates this season. I know I ‘talked’ a lot during my summer contract and by contrast I must seem pretty silent these days. Rest assured – the blog isn’t going anywhere, I’m only quiet at the moment because there honestly is less to talk about!

The first half of the contract I mostly stayed in, the gremlins in the system made things awfully stressful and downright exhausting for everyone involved and it wasn’t until we – with the massive assistance of a lot of brilliantly determined people – chased the last of the nasty blighters out of the clockwork that we even started to feel the knots in our shoulders unclench.

To put things in perspective: that was just before Hong Kong! Therefore, it’s only recently that I’ve really had the focus or the energy to do much at all! At times like that it’s usually best to just hunker down and hibernate until the worst of it passes, so that’s precisely what I proceeded to do – wrapped myself in my seal skin and hid from the world 😉

Also contributing is the fact that we really do have a great many sea days on this cruise, and while sea days are busy busy busy (“hurry hurry hurry till we’re done!” indeed!) they don’t tend to leave much to report that’s of interest to the outside world!

But now, the second half of the cruise is in full swing, the ports are a smidge closer together and the days are starting to blur together in that blast of colour that means things are going well, so I may find myself a bit more loquacious in the coming weeks…

In the meantime, I continue to wish you fair winds and following seas…

‘Till Next

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Here For Your Entertainment! – Singapore – [03/08/2014]

wannahavefunI wasn’t going to go. I mean I really wasn’t. I didn’t have the money (what’s left of my cash for the month is supposed to be going towards my Elephant Ride in Thailand) and I’m enough out of the pit now that I didn’t need another park day…I really didn’t…

But then Simone mentioned that she had a really good friend who works at Universal Studios…who therefore could get us in for half price ($30 instead of $60), and could likely get us fast passes that basically make the lines disappear…and I’d had a bit of a weird morning (not bad, just…odd)…and…well the park is right there…as in it’s a ten minute tram ride away…

*sigh* I know…I know I said…but I also know that the universe knows what a weak willed person I (sometimes) am…

When it comes to some things.

Universal Studios Singapore remains a pretty small park, but it’s still surprisingly difficult to do it in a day. Especially since we were more focused on seeing the shows (Simone’s friend is a cast member rather than a face character) than we were on going on the rides. The fact that Simone had connections in the cast meant that we got to sit in the VIP section of the theatre which was many shades of awesome because the cast comes up and interacts with you since you’re right in the front! The show itself was equally brilliant (though, it was no Disney show, and I’ll fully admit that I’m bias as far as theme park stage shows go), bringing to life and modernizing a bunch of the classic Universal Pictures movie monsters, including a little half pint of a girl with firecracker red hair who played the ‘Mummy’  and could sing to bring the rafters down (Lady Gaga no less, never thought I’d hear Born This Way sung as a Broadway belt…but it worked shockingly well).

Since word spread that a cast member had friends in the park, all the other cast members started playing to us in the street shows, Simone got pulled out of the crowd to dance at one point.

After Simone had had her first round of catch-up with her old co-worker, we sat in Mel’s Diner and sipped coke floats and munched on French fries and just kind of enjoyed being off the ship for a while. Simone and I have – until recently – been just work friends, this is the first time we’d really hung out with each other outside of that context. I think she originally only asked me if I wanted to go with her because she knew I was a theme park junkie, but I’m pretty sure we were both pleasantly surprised to find out that we actually get along really well. Definitely a good thing.

Eventually – after a whole lot of shop talk from all three of us (Simone’s friend is also ex-ships so we all spoke pretty much the same language) we left Key to get ready for the parade and decided to actually do the ride thing. This is where the whole knowing-someone-in-the-cast thing came in exceptionally handy:  hand over a VIP pass at the beginning of the queue? And that 50 minute wait for the Jurassic Park rapids ride? Disappears.

Yeah, I dragged Simone through Jurassic Park, and once again I still kept my eyes mostly closed, and when they were open, they were looking steadily at the floor of the raft. I tried! I really really did! I just…epically failed. I somehow just cannot make myself get past the IT’S A BIG BLOODY DINOSAUR AND IT’S GONNA EAT ME!!!

But Simone told me that she closes her eyes for the abdominal snowman on the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland so I feel slightly better now 😉

I also directed her to the Transformers ride…actually that was what we went on first.

How are you with sim rides?

Oh I’m good with any ride…

Then you have got to go on this thing. Remember what Star Tours was like back when it was new? Yeah…this is better.

Her reaction when the ride was finished was much like mine was the first time I went through it.

Oh. My. GOD! THAT WAS AMAZING

Yeah…I love introducing people to that ride.

Looming over the whole park is the one sad thing about the whole day: the now defunct Battlestar Glaticia dueling rollercoasters. Turns out I was one of the last ones that was able to ride them, rumour has it that they’re going to tear them down and build a whole new attraction in their place; in the meantime they’ve been closed for the last year and a half or so. Pity really, that was a really great attraction, one of the best in the park. I’ll be interested to see what they put up in its place, though I expect it’ll be a while before anything is done with it.

I cut it finer than I’d intended getting back to the ship (don’t worry, we’re on an overnight) and on the gangway ran nearly headlong into Sherra, whom I haven’t seen since I dragged her to Universal Studios nearly three years ago (nearly the first time she’d ever been to a theme park as I recall!)…she’s onboard for just over a week, with a show somewhere in the middle. So…this week? This…is gonna be a fun one.

 

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Cookies N’ Cream – At Sea – [03/06/2014]

stock-photo-pretty-s-pin-up-style-model-in-housewife-clothing-with-fresh-baked-cookies-23323060It’s odd sometimes, the things you miss even when everything is going really well. For me? I miss baking. I mean I really miss it. I find myself going into book stores and looking at baking cookbooks trying to figure out if it’s worth buying one to work my way through when I get home.

Then again, whenever I do bake anything I rarely end up eating it, I usually give the final product away. That’s how Amras and Alasse ended up with two dozen home-baked cookies for Christmas! Though they didn’t exactly complain. For me it’s the act of making something that relaxes me, that and the fact that I kind of taught myself how to bake, though I had watched my mum cook my whole life and probably learned totally by osmosis from her. Seriously, my mum is an inspiration when it comes to cooking, my father swears she could barely boil water when they got married, and now she could easily be a caterer if she was just a little less sensitive to stress. The day she asked me for my herb bread recipe I was so flattered I nearly fell over!

Anyway, I miss baking.

Heh, maybe I should smuggle in an easy-bake oven 😉 (Toffy, if you’re reading this I’m kidding! …sort of…)

I suspect a lot of it is because when you can’t do something that’s suddenly when you want to. Nature of the beast and all that.

Maybe I’ll start finding recipes of things I want to make when I get home. There are some pretty decent cook books in the library collection – including The Book Lover’s Cookbook , which I am totally hooked on the idea of: recipes pulled from literary classics. That one may be winging its way to me from Amazon before long.

Heh, I suppose this is evidence that I’m feeling better, y’know, starting to take an interest in the world and all that…I suspect that it goes with the whole seeing in colour thing.

The craving chocolate chip cookies thing is…naturally… a side effect 😉

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A Wish Your Heart Makes – Hong Kong – [03/03/2014]

SAMSUNGEvery year I say I’m not going, every season I say that if I overuse it, it’ll stop working, somehow being special and maybe one day I’ll ‘grow up’ enough that walking through those gates won’t bring tears to my eyes and I’ll be able to sleep like a baby the night before.

But I doubt it, because I just never want to be that grown up.

Unfortunately my trusty camera finally gave up the ghost after nearly 3 years of near constant use, I think Great Barrier may have finished off the seal. So on the way to the train station I stopped and picked up a cheapish point and click just to last the rest of the contract. It only cost $120 and after being carted around in my bag all day the viewing screen is already damaged (you get what you pay for!) but it’ll do the job until I can get home and replace my Olympus.

And like hell I was going to go to Disneyland without a camera! I mean what are you nuts? With the new Mystic Point area finally open? Puh-lease.

That said, Mystic Point actually turned out not to be quite everything I’d hoped (though the architecture’s lovely and the surrounding gardens are breathtaking), it does contain the long anticipated Mystic Manor, which is HK Disney’s take on the Haunted Mansion, but they went a very kid-friendly route with it and it ends up lacking the classic creepiness of the original. But it is a fun concept and I always get a kick out of seeing how each park puts its own spin on the classics (random aside, the Haunted Manor in EuroDisney? Scary as heck…though perhaps that’s just because I don’t understand French all that well.)

In my tradition of going on every ride at least once, I finally braved the RC Racer coaster in Toy Story Land, and…I am never doing that again. I like roller coasters, I really like roller coasters,  normally they don’t scare me. But this one? I do not like being suspended nearly upside down! Nope nope! Especially since I’m so small I actually felt more than ever like I was going to slide right out of the safety harnesses.

Yes I screamed. Loud. I am an unashamed coward.

I should note that as I sit here scribbling in my ever present notebook, I’m listening to the clack clack clack of Big Thunder Mountain (or as they call it here, the Grizzly Gulch Mine Trains), which remains my favourite ride in the park, although it and Space Mountain are the reason I’m wearing my hair in flipped pigtails today – normal ponytails they just are not compatible with roller coasters.

I’ve always loved Space Mountain, since it requires you to have such total faith in the machinery because your eyes don’t adjust enough to see the tracks at least not on the first go around. There’s just you, and the lights and the hypnotic ratcheting of the tracks as you’re pulled up the hills and around the curves. Pity that this time I didn’t get a chance to ride it more than once this time.

I avoided the carousel for a while for a couple of reasons, the biggest of which his that the carousel always tugs at my heart strings, it reminds me that there are so many people who should be there who aren’t and I always find myself wanting to reach across for a hand that isn’t there.

I also took the requisite spin on the mad hatter tea cups, which always makes me miss my Dad; but he taught me well when it comes to spinner rides! A word of warning to anyone who finds themselves trapped in a teacup with me! I can make those suckers go fast…really damn fast.  Which naturally makes the whole world keep spinning for a few minutes afterwards.

Then of course, there’s the twenty minute quite for the Golden Mickeys stage show which remains one of the only things in the park I’m willing to queue that long for; I have well placed strategies for avoiding lines, especially in Hong Kong (where ‘line up’ translates into ‘pushing, shoving throng, please do not step on the children’ . The show is amazing, I’m sure that at some point they’ll add something from Frozen to it, for which I’ll be beyond thrilled. The only thing I always have difficulty with watching stage shows in Hong Kong is that people don’t applaud here, it’s bizarre, the cast is up there giving more than 100% – I mean there is ribbon work on this show that is absolutely stunning – and all they get is a golf clap. It’s so weird!!!

The show let out with nearly two hours to spare before the fireworks show, so I figured I would use the time to squeeze a few more rides on Big Thunder (one of the only benefits of doing theme parks alone: ‘Single Rider Please’) but I surprized myself by walking headlong into a line up in the middle of Fantasyland. Puzzled, I craned my neck to see what everyone was looking at…and I blinked.

No way…

Y’see, in three seasons of being lucky enough to come to Hong Kong Disneyland – the only character I’ve ever seen out for meet n’ greets other than the ‘fab five’ is Tinker Bell, and even she’s rare (she shows up at her Pixie Hollow perhaps once a day).

But there was Alice, clad in long-sleeves because of the dreary weather, but never-the-less there, and ten steps away around the corner were Cinderella (who’s line up was already cut off for the day) and Belle, who had just one spot left in line.

Seriously, the princesses never come out in this park, you only see them in the parades.

Yeah, okay so I’m a nerd, so I’m a big kid. By now all of you should know that already and if you don’t well…are you blind?

So I snapped my pictures and then made that final trip to Big Thunder, then wandered through Main Street to pick up the few souveniors I’d had my eye on earlier; a tiny snow globe statuette of Tinker Bell, and a new throw pillow for my cabin shaped like a pocket watch from Alice In Wonderland (it says ‘I’m Late, I’m late for a very important date’ on one side in these fun spirally letters).

Which brings me to now, pigtails slightly windblown, fingers sticky from caramel corn, mascara probably slightly smudged, sitting on the cooling pavement of Main Street waiting for the lights to dim.

It was my Dad who taught me how to find the sweet spot for a fireworks show, or for a parade. I swear he must have had some mathatmetical equation because he always got it right. Me, I just guess and hope I’m lucky.

At seven thirty the castle comes alive with blue and pink in a crazy colourful tug-o-war, and sitting here scribbling by the glowing light of the castle, I can’t help but wonder how many people in the crowd recognize that that mini-light show is a recreation of the argument between Flora and Merryweather over the colour of Briar Rose’s ball gown at the end of Sleeping Beauty.

Er…see previous comment about being a nerd.

Any any rate, just like I camped out for the Electrical Parade in Tokyo, here I camp out for the fireworks, only for about a half an hour, but it snagged me a front row seat. Completely unobstructed view, which is saying something because it’s amazing how quickly the crowd fills in around you. You kind of have to stake your claim early.

And then they start making the announcements.

Ladies and gentlemen, in just ten minutes time high above Sleeping Beauty Castle…

It never changes even when it does. And as I sit here, the whispers from people who aren’t here but aren’t, nearly drown out the babble of excited voices around me. Especially something Silver said to me once a long time ago

For either one of us it could have been a cabin in the woods, but that park is what it was for you, and no one should ever judge that.

I may come here alone each year, the family that should be sitting here with me is scattered across different countries, different time zones, different ships…but sometimes for one shiney shiney, we don’t feel that far apart at all…

 

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Higher Still and Higher – Manila, Philippines – [03/01/2014]

HigherI will give you that sail away parties are normally anything but a party. They normally involve a few people milling around the deck with a glass of wine, a few free appetizers and one or two sets by the band (who play their hearts out I will give them that) – and then you wander off to dinner. They are certainly far from emotional.

Except one.

When we sail away from Manila, I’m not the only one who finds that she’s a bit teary-eyed. It’s a strange kind of crying, certainly not hysteria, perhaps part nostalgia (the sail away format harkens back to the days of ticker-tape send offs that have long since gone by the wayside), part just tapping into the energy on the deck as so many of the crew bid farewell to their families for another long long period of time. Some would say that I cry because I’m a sucker for pomp and circumstances, and perhaps that is part of it I mean after all I take after my mother in that respect.

But no…I think it’s something more than that….

Not that they don’t go all out with the farewell of course…quite the opposite.

This is the only port that gives us a send-off that I sometimes can’t help but feel we don’t always deserve. For one port we are given marching bands and flag throwers and baton twirlers. Whispering across the years from a time when such things were commonplace. And off to one side, shaded from the intense heat, the children from the orphanage who came aboard to perform for us this afternoon boogie on down like only children can.

And then, all of a sudden, the two bands, the flagbearers, the kids, all of them, line up in single file along the edge of the pier and start playing Aulde Lang Syne, the bridge sounds three heavy hauls on the ship’s whistle, the lines let go and we leave the Phillipines behind, and I can’t help but think that we’re a little poorer and a little richer than when we dropped anchor there.

Because this isn’t just a port, this is family…

We’re distant, we don’t all know each other, we’re a little bit clichéd sometimes,  heaven knows we don’t always get along, and we certainly put the ‘fun’ back in dysfunctional but never the less…we are family…

And we are so very lucky….

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We Are Family – Manila, Philippines – [02/28/2014]

FamilyThis morning a most unexpected noise pulled me out of what was otherwise a completely sound sleep: a child’s laugh. Bleary eyed and blinking, I checked my clock, realized I had slept long enough any way, and smiled somewhat. There’s only one port on the current itinerary that would bring children’s cries to the elevator lobby just outside my door.

Welcome to Manila.

Like when we call in Indonesia on other years, our call in Manila means much much more to the crew than it does to the guests. And by crew I don’t mean people like myself, who work comparatively shorter hours and contracts and live – for the most part – on or above the waterline. I mean the real crew, the people you rarely if ever see, the people who work insanely long hours for ten months at a time. For many of them this is the first time seeing their families in nearly a year. The corridors are thronged with people, arrangements for the visitors were made weeks ago – and most of us took a shift in the terminal helping to sign family members in and out. Literally thousands of visitors went up and down the gangway today and more will come tomorrow. Even at dinner most of the crew side of the buffet was taken up with excited (or tired) children and parents and grandparents.

For the past few weeks the energy has been building to a near-bubbling over point, everyone has been so excited. The girl who works behind the coffee counter in my office has been practically counting down the days every morning. That kind of happiness is contagious J

As for the rest of us, we mostly headed out to the nearby mall. We’re almost halfway through the cruise and many of us are running short on supplies, some of which can’t be purchased on board. Like hair clips and nylons (“let’s see, does the ladder in these show below the bottom of my uniform? Can I get away with it? Naaah, better get a new pair”).

After I completed my own shift helping out at the terminal (and that hour flew, even though it was quiet…there is nothing quite like seeing all these families come and go, with big smiles on their faces no matter how tired they are), it was time to go back to my own reality. Since they got rid of the gremlins in the system life in the library has settled back down to its normal pace, and I find I’m once again able to take a genuine pleasure in helping people rather than having to force myself to smile through the strain every day.

Life seems to have right itself, and I for one am certainly pleased about that as I was getting mighty tired of feeling like I was hanging upside down in a cyclone!

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Truce – Yap Island, Micronesia – [02/24/2014]

016pinupYou would not think from looking at Yap Island that it had ever been anything other than what it is – a quiet, tropical place in the middle of pretty much nowhere. A little speck on the map that is so easily missed that this is the first time the line has called here in years. We were supposed to stop here during the Asian voyage, but the recent typhoon prevented it as it was directly in our path.

Or at least it was in the path of the flagship, I keep forgetting I wasn’t here that season.

Despite its benign appearance though, the island has well known historical significance, most documented for its part in WWII. But there is little of that left now, or – if there is – I wasn’t quite in the right headspace to go looking for it. There are only some times when I can handle military sites, and with my balance only just coming back into normal, this didn’t seem to be the time to test my resolve.

Instead, I fell in step with one of the officer’s I’ve known for all four of my seasons on the flagship, and ambled down the sweating, rain-puddled and sun-dried dirt road to the nearest restaurant & bar and just…existed…for a while. I’ve known this guy for long enough that I know that when he offers to buy me a drink he really is just being friendly, so I accepted the pint of locally made beer gratefully and listened to the crackling radio playing the Beach Boy’s California Girls on a semi-regular loop while we decompressed about passengers, crew members, ports of call and everything else in between. Inevitably, the same comment came up that always does when I find myself socializing with anyone on this ship

How come we never see you at the officer’s bar?

And I just kind of shrug, and grin into my pint glass and explain that I really don’t go out during the world cruise, that if you want to see the social butterfly side of me, you need to work with me on a 7-day run, when the routine allows me to relax a bit more. And with an answering nod of acceptance, the conversation moves onto other things.

And shortly after that the deep fried bananas and vanilla ice cream arrived, and the tropical breeze kicked up, and for just that moment it seems that the world is actually apologizing for giving us such a hard time lately…

To which I say: all right then, apology accepted…let’s call it truce shall we?

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At Last I See The Light – At Sea – [02/23/2014]

136575_3_600There have been a lot of times this season that I’ve thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel and it’s turned out to be the 7:35 express train hurtling towards me, leaving me pressed up against the tunnel wall panting for breath.

However, Mercury appears to be slowly swinging out of retrograde – and bit by bit I find myself able to walk along those shaded train tracks, carefully, one foot precariously balanced in front of the other…towards what I’m pretty sure is daylight rather than a headlamp.

I’m not going to dive in headfirst and say that things are perfect – perfection is not really an achievable goal in any context and striving for it usually only ends in tears – but things are definitely starting to right themselves bit by bit. While it’s true that this is coming up on what is normally the mid-season slump, I still have faith that we are going to continue moving forward.

Through sheer and total force of will we have very nearly exterminated the gremlins onboard. There are still a few in stubborn residence, but the issues that they are causing are either always going to be there, or they’re minor enough to be dealt with in short order, mopped up when the tiger team returns to their home base.

As a result, we’re able to start clambering out of the hole we’ve found ourselves in as far as stress goes for the past few weeks. It’s a long and steady climb, and the walls of that pit are pretty steep, every so often we lose our footing and scrabble for a hold, occasionally slipping downwards a bit, before regaining our steadiness and starting to climb steadily upwards again. Healing – especially mentally – is not always an easy process, but it’s nothing that we’ve not been through before. Personally, I’m looking forward to feeling like myself again. Gradually, I’m starting to see in colour again – and if you don’t quite get what that means, don’t worry, there are probably only a few people who will.

Just trust me when I say it’s definitely a good thing….

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Part of That World – Cairns, Australia – [02/17/2014]

Great Barrier ReefWe got no troubles life is the bubbles
Under the sea!

My very first contract on the flagship we stopped in Cairns (in the rain, a lot of rain) and in the course of my souvenir shopping I came across a backpack patch for the Great Barrier Reef, there were quite a few people who were puzzled as to why I didn’t purchase it at the time, but my reasoning was quite simple

I can only say I’ve been to the Reef once I’ve snorkelled it…

For me patches are like Girl Scout badges, you have to earn them.

And so I waited nearly three years for the opportunity to arise to lay claim to that particular badge. Even when the flyer came out saying that there were spaces open for the crew to go on one of the Great Barrier Tours I was leery, it’s a lot of money, but there are some things you just have to do because you really don’t know when you’ll get another chance.

This is the first time I have been on a tour of any kind that did not involve a bus; instead we were directed right off the ship onto the two deck catamaran that would take us to the Marine Park pontoon. It was a long ride out – an hour and a half each way – and I had been warned that it could get rough, but considering that I was the kid who once scared her mother to death by riding the ferry wake in a tin speedboat…I wasn’t exactly concerned. Besides, the trip was very smooth considering we were in open ocean. That said, there wasn’t much to see until we actually got to the pontoon.

Since it’s jelly-fish season in the area most of us rented a lyrca skin suit before venturing anywhere near the water (side note, Lyrca = automatic superhero jokes), then the certified divers headed off in one direction and the rest of us donned masks and fins  and struck out into the waves for snorkeling.

Oh. My. Goddess.

Hang on…trying to find the right words here.

I’d never really snorkeled before this, not really, not when there was actually anything to see; I mean I’d splashed around a bit at the beach in Fiji last season and seen perhaps …one fish. But snorkeling the Barrier? It’s like entering into a totally different world, a beautiful, grateful, alien universe that is almost impossible to reconcile with the insanity of the world above the surface.

And most wonderful of all for me? It’s almost totally…utterly…silent. Blissfully, refreshingly noiseless. It’s really hard to describe how much I needed that quiet these days.

Even though visibility wasn’t at its prime today (it actually rained just as we arrived), the sun did eventually burst out from behind the cloud cover and showered those of us in the water with glittering shafts of  sunlight that spotlighted the electric blue stag coral and the fleeting, reeling, schools of tiny silver fish that would surround you out of nowhere.

And the colours! You’ve never seen such colours! Colours that no artist could hope to truly replicate, blues and purples and sunburst yellows that you’ve never set eyes on before except possibly in the worn pages of National Geographic.

I cannot for the life of me understand why some people chose not to even go near the water…even in one of the glass bottom boats or the semi-submersible (both of which were included in the cost of the tour). Those crew members who were fortunate enough to be along for the ride (there were only about ten of us in total – alas, this isn’t a cheap tour, since we had to pay PAX rate, and since it was a full day excursion it would have been difficult to schedule for a lot of people), clambered out of the water only long enough to eat something before slipping back in again.

This would be one of the many days I have been exceptionally grateful that I chose to buy an underwater camera!

There was only one unnerving moment; since snorkeling doesn’t always give you the best idea of where you’re going, especially if you’re somewhere with strong currents, it’s surprisingly easy to get disoriented. There’s a sense of rising panic when you surface and realize you have absolutely no clear picture of where you are! Thankfully it turned out I wasn’t too far away from the landing platform and I was within hailing distance of the lifeguard who was only too happy to point me in the right direction. After that I learned to make note of the underwater landmarks to avoid getting myself turned around again.

I was once again reminded of the old Open Ocean exhibition we used to have at our museum back home, and the grainy out-of-date film that proclaimed,

Look around you, what do you see? The ocean right? Well…not really…that’s just the top.

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Come and Find Me – Sydney, Australia – [02/11/2014]

lucyThere comes a time when you just can’t take any more falling down walls, or people muttering heaven knows what to you in Polish, there comes a point where you just have to GET OUT ~ Under the Tuscan Sun

When I wrote to Garnet a few weeks ago letting her and her hubby know that I would be in Sydney this week and would they like to meet up, I hadn’t really thought about how desperate I would be by that point to just get away.  Because honestly, in every job, no matter how much you love it – there hits a point when you just need to get away, because you feel like if you take one more itty bitty thing, your brain is simply going to snap in two beyond repair.

So needless to say I was very very happy to see friendly, understanding faces when I made my way to our agreed upon meeting spot. Which was a bookstore, which is dangerous, because well …me and books…which was made even more dangerous by the fact that Australia? Is apparently obsessed with cooking, and this place had a huge cookbook section, with an equally huge section of speciality baking cookbooks…freya do I ever miss baking. I was good though, I didn’t buy anything. Not even one of the ones that was all chocolate based recipes that I’m certain I could have had way too much fun with.

Instead, we made our way to a little back alley Korean restaurant which we had practically to ourselves since it was still early in the evening, and spent a relaxed hour or so trading stories of life since we had last met a year ago. Turns out emotionally that Garnet and I have swapped places, when we last met up she was just about to go into her final exams at Uni and I was on the upswing of a really good season, so she was drained flat and I was perky, this time it was the other way around. But these guys and I have known each other for over ten years, we’re way past the point where they’re going to judge me on not being little miss smiley all the time.

Having made no real plans and since I had nothing in mind except being as far away from work as possible, we ambled several blocks after dinner in search of an incredibly illusive speak-easy style whiskey bar, which turned out to be so elusive that when we did find it, it wasn’t there. Well, it was there, but it was closed, and since the door to the stairway that leads to it looks remarkably like the door to an electrical locker you could have sworn that there wasn’t a bar there at all. At first we thought were had taken a wrong turn somewhere (“are we in the right dodgy back alley?”) but then at least twenty other people, all dressed for a sophisticated evening out, turned the corner over the course of the next ten minutes and stared confusedly at the same locked metal door. I swear there should have been a hidden camera. The secret bar that it so secret that no one can find it.

Since the speak-easy was apparently not in the cards, we just kept walking, and ended up at a tiny, dimly lit pub-style bar…which, from the moment I walked in, felt familiar. Not because I frequent bars, I really don’t, but because of what this particular bar offers every Tuesday night.

Y’see, all Swing Dancing clubs have the same feel…this one? Was no different.

Garnet and I met at the local Swing Dance scene years ago, so whenever I’m meeting up with her anywhere in the world, I pack my dance shoes into my carry bag. She’d hunted this place out online specifically because I had mentioned the possibility of wanting to go dancing, what she hadn’t mentioned – because at the time she didn’t know – was the band.

They had a band. A real band.

While we were ordering our drinks and slipping on our dance shoes we were watching the band start to set up…

What do you think? These guys gonna be any good?

Dunno, only been here once and they weren’t playing that night. Looks like they’ve got some brass players though, we’ll just have to see…

And then the set kicked off, and the band screamed into In The Mood, and suddenly I was transported back to being 21 years old, listening to my father play on New Year’s Eve…and it didn’t matter that Australian customs had tossed my room during their random inspection earlier that day, it didn’t matter that I missed home and my family and my friends, that I didn’t have a valentine, that the internet was still slightly broken…none of it mattered. For just one shiney shiney, I was home, and my crazy upside-down world was turned right-side up again…

So…may I have this dance?

Hells yes…

Sometimes? You just …need….to….get…out.

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